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Airplanes and stewardesses
Is it just me or are stewardesses on board of airplanes nowadays a lot uglier than before?!
I fly a lot and in the past couple of years I have seen quite a lot of nice ladies serving me on board. But in the past couple of months, it seems that only the ugly, old tards are allowed to fly on planes. Perhaps it is because I fly from and to Geneva nowadays, and that is a trip that is taken by a lot of old, useless and ugly people anyhow (mainly people who are pensioned, and now live in Switzerland).
I fly a lot and in the past couple of years I have seen quite a lot of nice ladies serving me on board. But in the past couple of months, it seems that only the ugly, old tards are allowed to fly on planes. Perhaps it is because I fly from and to Geneva nowadays, and that is a trip that is taken by a lot of old, useless and ugly people anyhow (mainly people who are pensioned, and now live in Switzerland).
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I dunno, I haven't flown for a while. But the last two (return-)flights I had, both in 2005, one to Dublin and one to Barcelona both had beautiful stewardesses.
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yes . . . they tend to be ugly or gay. Not meaning to be a jerk, but I would rather not have a male attendant flame when offering soda and pretzels.
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you guys love the flamers. here is a gay emoticon for you too!@!
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Mm. However I have seen some of the stewardesses that fly on Emirates at the airport. Absolutely gorgeous!
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clambo wrote:you guys love the flamers. here is a gay emoticon for you too!@!
Clam, you pigglet!
Oh, btw, nice to see you. LOL, I've seen a lot of Gamestrafe guys drop in since the what we've been up to comments.
<--now that's a gay one for ya. But at least they work.
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Oh, and I had a nice stewardess yesterday. It was especially nice when she was standing next to my chair for some time to hand out drinks and food atc, and scrubbing her ass against my arm coincidentally all the time. And she smelled very nice.
And we also had a real gay male stewardess. He was actually pretty funny and he was very good in explaining the safety procedures...
And we also had a real gay male stewardess. He was actually pretty funny and he was very good in explaining the safety procedures...
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Hehe. A gamestrafe classic that one.
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gniffel... Yeah, that one is funny. The guy I had wasn't that funny, but he did make a joke about the emergency exits (that the doors were 29kg heavy, and that they should be thrown outside instead of inside. He made some more jokes about it, which I can't remember, except that they were funny at that time and just because I didn't actually had someone else making jokes about that on prior flights.
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On a more serious note. I'm sure passengers travelling with a funny steward would function a lot better in an evacuation. The funny stuff actually makes you pay attention to the stuff that would otherwise be put in the mental never-gonna-happen-to-me-so-i'm-not-listening-drawer.
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For me it gets put in the that's-the-nteenth-time-I've-heard-it-drawer
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That's the video I thought of when I read your comments.
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